Burn My Wish

wish granted but you found out you have no enemies!
I WISH FOR CHRISTMAS EVERYDAY!

Wish granted but you're the only one celebrating it. Meaning, no presents! HAHAHA!

I wish I'd have better handwriting.

wish granted but you couldn't even understand your handwriting because it was too good

i wish i have a pet tiger

wish granted but it ate you!duh its like wild...joke hahaha!!!

I WISH I'D OWN A NAIL POLISH COMPANY!

wish granted but your the only one who is there

i wish i can run fast

haha i dont get it.cnu ni??

wish granted but you ran too fast you didnt realized your feet was already burning!

I WISH I'D OWN A DOMESTIC ANIMAL LIKE A CUTE LITTLE PUPPY!

i'm just someone hehehe

wish granted but that cute domestic animal turns out to be a man-eating animal
and eats you...joke

i wish i have a time machine

daya2 ka ya dapat makilala ka. hello, forum ni gali ah.

wish granted but it took you to the suckiest prehistoric times and your appearace changed, too. you looked like an ape. XD

i wish you'll all have tumblr!

wish granted, but all the internet connections were broken.

i wish i can speak any language.

Wish granted, but you cut your tongue accidentally while eating.

I wish for gatorade to rain!